If anything can go wrong, it will.

You Won’t Like My Blog If…

  1. … you can’t stand cute. If cute annoys you, if the occasional sappy, lovesick post makes you want to claw your eyeballs out, you’re going to hate my blog.
  2. If you’re the kind of prick who thinks that a woman should only be sweet and demure. If you’re the type of person who would chastise me for “not being very lady-like”, well, then just fuck off, okay?
  3. You’re really going to hate this blog if you’re related to me, outside of my immediate family. See, my immediate family, mom & dad, they’re fantastic, if imperfect, people. The rest of you are fucking dysfunctional as hell, and for the most part, terrible people. I’m not going to put your full, real names out there, but sometimes I think I should, as warning to the rest of the world.
  4. If you’re Mormon (Latter-day Saint, LDS, etc), you are likely going to hate my blog. I used to be one of you, I grew up one of you, and I’ve definitely learned all the lessons I need to about the church.
  5. If you don’t have a sense of humour, you won’t have a good time here. It doesn’t need to be exactly like mine, because let’s face it, I’m a bit weird, but you need some kind of sense of humour.
  6. About #4… chances are, if you’re very religious (any kind of religious, that is), you’re not going to like my blog, either. I don’t set out to be disrespectful of other people’s faiths, but, if there is a god at all, I’m pretty sure that entity has a fine sense of humor.
  7. Feminists. Oh, feminists, you are probably going to hate my blog for a plethora of reasons. I’m all for equal rights, but to me, that really means equal, not switching it up, putting “women on top”, unless you mean as an optional position in the bedroom. Oh, and if I could be, I would already be married to my boyfriend and probably barefoot and pregnant right now.
  8. If you can’t understand and accept that your way isn’t the only way, about any particular subject, you’re going to have a bad time here.
  9. I like hearing other people’s thoughts and opinions, but only if you can share without being a jackass. This is my fucking bridge, okay, and I don’t want any trolls living under it.

Edited to add: This post was inspired by one I had found as I was exploring other blogs through WordPress, but my browser crashed, oops!, and I couldn’t find it again right away. In digging through my history, though, I finally did find the post that inspired this one: HARSH REALITY: These People Should NOT Read My Blog.

5 Responses to You Won’t Like My Blog If…

  • Hey, Squatch here. You lied, so far I like your blog just fine. I am Mormon, though I don’t attend church very often, I have a sensk of humor, but yer right, I don’t care for all of that lovey dovey stuff, I am not a feminist, and yes everyone has their own way to do their stuff. Hope you come by my place again. see ya….

    • Hey, Squatch! I hope it counts for something that I didn’t mean to lie!

      I just added your blog to my (still short) list of blogs I’m following, because although I just barely got started, I’ve really enjoyed your posts. I’m sure I’ll continue to.

      Thanks so much for stopping by and saying hello. I look forward to more from you.

  • Thanks for the linkback!

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