If anything can go wrong, it will.

This is my personal blog. Now, I know you may think that the name sounds terribly pessimistic, but the truth is, I absolutely do have some pretty terrible luck. I’m horrifyingly clumsy, and most of the time the universe seems out to get me. It’s okay, though, because there’s at least one way in which I’ve been unimaginably lucky, and that’s all the luck I really need.

In addition to the fact I swear like a sailor, you should also probably be aware that I write frankly about a great many subjects, including, but not limited to, sex and sexuality.

This blog doesn’t have a direction, or a singular goal, except to give me some place to put down in words whatever’s on my mind. I don’t expect to see much in the way of followers or commentary, but if you’re along for the ride, welcome.

Comments are always welcomed, and even encouraged. I love to hear the opinions of others, even when they are not at all in agreement with my own. All that I ask is that you please be civil and respectful, both with me and with others who comment on this blog. If you cannot be civil and respectful, don’t bother commenting at all, because your comments will be deleted.

The author of this blog accepts no compensation of any kind for posts or links.  Opinions are my own, and I do not claim to be an expert about anything. If you take any advice from me, take it with a grain of salt and don’t hold me accountable for it if things don’t work out the same way they did for me.

If you like my blog, leave me a comment, or send me an emailThis blog does not accept awards.  This is not because I don’t appreciate the thoughtfulness or kindness, as I assure you I do, it’s just not in me to pick out an arbitrary number of people to “pass it on” to.  If I like your blog, there’s a good chance I’ll do that fairly quietly, by following you, linking you, or making a relevant comment on your posts. ♥  Honestly, I’m not trying to be a jerk…

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